1、if (you like her)。
{
if you like 朦胧。
{
keep on this state;
give her some encourage (imply too);
}
else
begin doing it;
}
else
{
VERIFY(you think it's a big block of fat meat jump into your mouth);
if (you are serious in love enough)。
say bye-bye
else if (you are thirsty enough && you don't care about posiblity of hurt her)。
{
say (I love you,too);
do (what you need);
say (bye-bye);
}
else
{
say "I just like you a little,you are
2、If you old three old four,i will give you some color to see see
如果你老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看。
Good good study,day day up
好好学习，天天向上。
If you tiger me,i will mountain you
要是你唬我，我就扇你。
People mountain people sea
人山人海。
3、If you kiss her，you are not a gentleman
如果你亲她，那你就没有绅士风度。
If you don't，you are not a man
可是如果你不亲她，那你就不算男子汉。
If you make romance，you are an 'experiencedman'。
假如你把气氛控制的很浪漫，你就一定是情场老手。
If you don't you are half a man
如果不是，那你根本还不够成熟。
If you are well dressed，she says you are a playboy
你要是穿的帅一点，她会说你是花花公子。
If you don't，you are a dull boy
穿的破烂点，那你又是笨头笨脑的家伙。
If you attempt a romance，she says you didn't respect her
你如你试图对她调情，她会认为你不尊重她。
If you don't，she thinks you do
4、女孩子千万不要夜跑，太危险了，万一遇到烧烤摊就完了。
Girls should never run at night.It's too dangerous.If you run into a barbecue stand,it's over
5、世界本无脏话，数学题做多了，也就有了。
There is no swearing in the world.If we do more math problems,we will have them